Slippery surface to paw ratio

My new favorite thing is a good celery boat.

I take a nice crisp stick-o-celery, layer it with P.B. and PC original granola, and eat it aside a big glass of milk. Perfection. Last night after the bi-weekly apartment cleaning, I had four celery boats for dinner.

Yummers.

Speaking of apartment cleaning, I took away the carpet in the hallway because it was starting to look nasty and ragged. This puts a serious cramp in Bert's foil ball-ing and general cardio workout. His slippery surface to paw ratio is way up and he doesn't quite know how to stop once he's half way down the hall. This morning he slid into the door twice, got disorientated, and jumped into the tub while the shower was running.

Needless to say, he spent the rest of the morning with his back to me.

Le sigh.